January 2011
52 posts
Dear Mr. Cullen →
jakecanner:
Dear Mr Cullen is a website where Twilight fans can submit letters to show how much Twilight has changed their life and how it brings joy and hope to millions across the world. We plan to turn this into a non-profit book because it is our duty as Twi-hards to show how much better Twilight is to Harry Potter.
http://dearmrcullen.tumblr.com/
Well, Fuck Me.
chrisadamdarrengerardlove:
Expectations:
Reality:
this is because in the first picture there are six different layers and in the second picture, it is mixed all in.
Also, are you sure that’s cake?
greatbritishcheese: Our Story →
greatbritishcheese:
Hello! You most likely have no idea who I am. If you do, that is awesome. My name is Sage Danison Fox, and I would like to tell you about the most convolutedly amazing thing that has happened to me. On September 4th, 2010, I completely randomly (through Facebook and a love of Doctor Who), met the…
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Pennywise the clown on my dashboard.
He’s definitely my boggart.
NOTSLEEPINGTONIGHT
Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
Why yes, yes I do.
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Transfiguration class canceled for the day,
but make sure you study chapter 11!
Minerva McGonagall
“Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.”
– Stephen Kaggwa (via hlfbld)
localfoxes asked: Dear Professor,
Someone has been pretending to be Pansy Parkinson (i'm guessing that they are pretending, because if it really is her, I might throw a fit) and sending me owls saying awful stuff, I really do not wish to say on here. They keep mentioning that I am not worthy of being a Slytherin, just because I act like a proper lady, which I find confusing. Is acting like a lady a bad...
Someone has been pretending to be Pansy Parkinson (i'm guessing that they are pretending, because if it really is her, I might throw a fit) and sending me owls saying awful stuff, I really do not wish to say on here. They keep mentioning that I am not worthy of being a Slytherin, just because I act like a proper lady, which I find confusing. Is acting like a lady a bad...
ginnymweasley asked: Hello Professor, seems like it's been ages since we last talked. I hope everything is going well?
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Hello students,
I am sorry I have been away for so long. I have been very busy sending acceptance letters to students and interviewing students that want to be transfered to Hogwarts.
Who wants to join me for tea?
Professor M. McGonagall
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Albus is taking me out on a date tonight.
We’re taking Hagrid’s motorcycle.
No one is to be out of bed!
Minerva McGonagall
Reblog this with a lie.
alivebutdead:
I’m not scared of what the future holds for me.
I am not in love with Albus…
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andhistardis-deactivated2011062 asked: Professor,
Oh, I'm doing alright. Currently I am studying for end of term exams, I think that Potions and Arithmacy will be the most challenging, personally.
But, other than that, I am going quite alright, thank you.
Danielle
Oh, I'm doing alright. Currently I am studying for end of term exams, I think that Potions and Arithmacy will be the most challenging, personally.
But, other than that, I am going quite alright, thank you.
Danielle
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What the hell
Why are students talking about Snooki in the corridor?
FIFTY POINTS TAKEN FROM YOUR HOUSE!
Minerva McGonagall
freethemoon asked: Dear Professor,
I read earlier that we can enroll at Hogwarts second semester. Do we have to apply or is it just decided? I have always wanted to attend but never received an owl.
Sincerely,
Sarah Ellen
I read earlier that we can enroll at Hogwarts second semester. Do we have to apply or is it just decided? I have always wanted to attend but never received an owl.
Sincerely,
Sarah Ellen
andhistardis-deactivated2011062 asked: Hello, Professor
Hope you're well.
Danielle
Hope you're well.
Danielle
purplepandapimpslap asked: Professor McGonagall,
How might one enroll Hogwarts? I'm quite interested in furthering my knowledge of magic and magical creatures. But, then again, aren't we all?
Sincerely,
Adam
How might one enroll Hogwarts? I'm quite interested in furthering my knowledge of magic and magical creatures. But, then again, aren't we all?
Sincerely,
Adam
Anonymous asked: how do I enroll?
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For the last time...
Squibs can’t enroll at Hogwarts.
I’m terribly sorry.
ETA: I meant to say non-magical students cannot enroll at Hogwarts but Severus was talking about Squibs and it slipped. I’m deeply sorry for offending anyone as it was not my intention.
Minerva McGonagall
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Albus and I have agreed to start enrolling students into Hogwarts next week instead of next month. I will be sending out letters with Owls momentarily.
Minerva McGonagall
andsungmemoonstruck asked: Can I enroll for the second semester?
My daughter = Sorting Hat
hlfbld:
Today, my daughter put my husband and I into our respective Houses. According to her, my Husband is “Slythewin” and I’m “Gwyffindor” and she is “Wavenclaw”. Now I need to have another baby so the baby can be a Hufflepuff. And the day before? She drew the “defly hallos” sign on her notebook. She’s obviously made of magic and awesomesauce.
Expect her letter in the mail in seven years. ...
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Horace wanted me to pass along a note to Slug Club members…
Meeting tonight at 10 in his office for some dessert.
Minerva McGonagall
in the fade: let's talk about snooki's novel →
inthefade:
Listen, I know if she wrote ten words out of that novel herself, it’s a lot. That’s not the point. The point is, someone said “Hey, Snooki should be a novelist.” And then she was. Just like that. Wheels turned, the machine roared to life, a book was spit out and her name was slapped on it.
Now,…
I give anyone permission to cast the Killing Curse on this orange being.
...
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Hedwig just brought me a dead ferret.
Mr. Potter, come get your owl!
Minerva McGonagall
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“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”
– John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
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100 points from Slytherin.
Mr. Malfoy stop trying to have eye sex with Harry.